How it actually went down.

Step 1

Find & brief a dementia-afflicted idiot who is stupid enough to sacrifice his life for the Democrats.

Step 2

Equip this dementia-afflicted idiot with a rifle and a ladder and involve secret service to ensure that he can move around the area freely.

Step 3

Instruct the secret service to shoot only after Trump has been shot down. In the meantime these tools can eat sandwiches and play pokemon GO.

Step 4

Let the dementia-afflicted idiot comfortably crawl onto the roof and fire his shots. After that, we’ll just say the roof was too steep to guard. Like fucking dumbasses.